Oh No, Opossum!
It’s more fun pretending to be marsupial digging through a trashcan than this garbage heap of a side-scrolling game.
Sydlexia’s Ranking: #41/100
I don’t mean to come across as harsh, but I think this game really sucks. There is only one unique thing about Sparkster: a lighting-quick, rocket charge attack that propels you across stage at the speed of light to a quick death. The only reason to play is the very thing you shouldn’t do. Sparkster is really synonymous with Sisyphus, and you’ll feel like you’ve been rolling a rock uphill to only see it roll back with every level.