A Zelda Knock-Off That Tries to Be Different By Being On An Island. 🏝🏝🏝Oh Wait — that’s already happened before, too.
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Top 100 SNES Review: #92 – Secret of the Stars (1995)
A Ghetto Final Fantasy 2. A game in 1995 should not look, feel, or play like this. Sydlexia’s Ranking: #92/100 My Rating: Secret of the Stars
Top 100 SNES Review: #46 – Final Fight (1991)
A Homoerotic Tussle. Why does everyone have a porn ‘stache? Sydlexia’s Ranking: #46/100 My Rating: I went to a gay bar last night. It was the
Top 100 SNES Review: #36 – Super Smash TV (1990)
Gameshow Glory. Better Than Bob Barker Ever Was. Sydlexia’s Ranking: #36/100 My Rating: Gameshows are kind of like capitalism: there are arbitrary rules, vigorous competition, tons
Top 100 N64 Review: #4 – GoldenEye 007 (1997)
Don’t Be The Type of Person Who Choses Oddjob. Peer pressure isn’t only about smoking. It’s about teaching you to be a better person. LesLites’
Top 100 SNES Review: #13 – ActRaiser (1991)
Creating Civilization In Less Than a Day. Who needs the Holy Sabbath when you work part-time? Sydlexia’s Ranking: #13/100 My Rating: Saturday is the day I
