Love The Aesthetics, Hate the Game. High-waisted jeans and Lionel Richie can only get you so far.
It Was Good…Maybe? I’ve never spent so much time playing a game that I would never recommend.
Beautiful But Empty. Gorgeous facades with not much underneath.
A Time Capsule. I’ll Check My Palm Pilot After I’m Done Reading the Newspaper.
I Think I’ve Had Enough. The late game difficulty spike was an aerial body slam to my already fading interest.
A Game Perfectly At Peace With Itself. This game is pretty strange, but you don’t notice because it’s so comfortable in its own skin.