Campy Just Like An 80s Movie. But I’d rather watch “16 Candles” than actually beat this game.
Storytelling Matters. The Remake with all the bells and whistles can’t compete with pure polygonal poetry.
Reintroducing Final Fantasy To America. Taking advantage of the popularity of FF7, Squaresoft rereleased almost every game they ever made for the PS1.
And the reward for best sound effects goes to… the bird in the backpack.
Still A Dissapointment. At least it’s consistently bad no matter what decade you play it in.
Diddy Kong Racing > Mario Kart and my angry thoughts about Bumper the Badger.